A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left.

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get…

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A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” Again, the clerk…

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Freudian Slips

Freudian Slips 2 construction workers are standing at the pub. One of them says, ‘Oh man, I made the worst freudian slip the other day!’ The other one says, ‘Why? What happened?’ The first man says, ‘I was buying a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but the woman working the ticket stall had big boobs. I…

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