A cowboy walks into a bar… …and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies,”I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just…
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman… He gives her a quick glance, then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No.” he replies “I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was…
A farmer has 3 daughters, each has a date lined up for the night. The farmer waits on the front porch for the dates to arrive, shotgun on hand. The first date shows up and says “Hello sir, I’m Eddy, I’m here for Betty, we’re gonna go get some spaghetti, is she ready?”. The farmer…
Blonde goes to her first football game A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but…
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was…
At an international meeting of Brewing Companies three CEO’s decided to share a drink before leaving. As they reached the bar the CEO of Budweiser said he’d have the best beer in the world and ordered a bud. The CEO of Whitbread begged to differ and said the best beer in the world is Trophy…
This one is so old it’s been carbon-dated. A farmer was out working in his field one day when a carload of politicians came flying by. They were going too fast for the curve and turned over in the ditch. Later the sheriff stopped by and asked the farmer if he has seen the car….
A guy falls in love with a very traditional girl….. A guy falls in love with a very traditional and conservative girl, that means no sex before marriage. But he doesn’t care, he loves her. After a year or two of dating he decides its time to propose. So he heads to her fathers house…
Hillary and Bill sneak away from the secret service Hillary and Bill Clinton sneak away from the secret service and go for a drive. The two end up at a gas station and when they walk in, Hillary recognizes the clerk. Hillary says hello to him and the two walk out. She turns to Bill…
Mom are you okay. About a year ago, my daughter went on a blind date and was really nervous. She worried he’d look nothing like his photos. Her neighbor Janet said, “Relax, there’s an app for that. It’s called ‘Mom, Are You OK?’ If the date is bad, you pretend it’s an emergency call and…