A woman opened her door to see two policeman standing there. “Mrs Smith? I’m afraid that Inhave some bad news for you? Your husband was at work, at the brewery, and it seemed that he fell into one of the cats of beer and drowned.” Mrs Smith fell to her knees, clutching at her chest….
Sir, I think we have a case of human traficking An American flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board and reports it to the captain. “Sir, I think we have a case of human traficking! There is an extremely sexy female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened, almost like she has no…
An Irish housewife is at home, being a homemaker, while her husband is away working at the Guinness factory When she hears a knock on the door. Upon answering the door, she sees it is two of her husband’s friends and co-workers. “Mary,” says the first co-worker, “I’m afraid we have some terrible news. You…
A maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise A maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Karen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?” Karen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who…
A guy sits down in a Café and asks for the hot chili. A guy sits down in a Café and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, “The guy next to you got the last bowl.” He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still…
A man sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chilli. The waitress says, “Sorry but the guy next to you ordered the last bowl.” He looks over to the guy sitting next to him and sees that he has finished his meal, but the bowl of chilli is still full. He asks…
“Mommy, I don’t want to go to school today!” I whimpered. “The kids are so mean! They’re always bullying me, calling me names, and laughing at me!” Having said my piece, I pulled my blanket back up over my head and tried to stop trembling. My mother gently peeled back my blanket and gave me…
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old…
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, “Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door. That way we won’t get paint on our clothes and can…
A guy got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink?” he asked….. “Have you not got a girlfriend?” she replied, “Guys like you always have girlfriends.” He looked downcast, “No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago.” “Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said, “Go on…