A woman, her 7 years old and a Taxi driver. A woman and her 7 years old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the twilight girls were standing by the roadside. The Boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?.” His Mother replied; “They are waiting for their husbands to…
A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore.” The accountant balks…
A prostitution ring gets busted one afternoon. As all of the girls were lined up outside the police station to get booked, one of the girls noticed her grandma walking by, who came up to her and said, “Why Hello?! What are you waiting in line for dear?” The prostitute, embarrassed, lies and says she’s…
I hired a transgender prostitute I had never been to a brothel before, so the first thing I did was talk to several prostitutes to compare prices. One was much cheaper than the rest, and I asked her why. “I’m giving a discount right now because I’m basically relearning to have sex. I was assigned…
It’s clean So I worked late last night, and when I left I detoured 2 blocks to buy a newspaper. While walking to my car,, a young lady was coming the other way and as we were passing, she said “You look a little lonely. Want some company?” Now this was no tenderloin district, so…
An escort goes to the hospital She is a few hours away from getting a heart transplant and quite nervous. She asks the surgeon, “Doctor, what if my body rejects it?” The surgeon replies, “Well, you’re in good health apart from your heart. What do you do for a living?” She shyly admits, “Um, actually…
A priest is sitting next to a drunk on a bus On a bus, a Christian priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper. Suddenly, in a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest: “Do you know what arthritis is?” The priest thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the…
An old man was passing through a red light area when a prostitute sees him and says, “come lets have fun.” The man, who is in his 80s, says “i wont be able to” She says “come on, you will be able to” He says, “no no i wont be able to” She insists, “come…
Protesting dirty jokes Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell “naughty” stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following…
Naughty Professor Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell “naughty” stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day,…