Freudian Slips 2 construction workers are standing at the pub. One of them says, ‘Oh man, I made the worst freudian slip the other day!’ The other one says, ‘Why? What happened?’ The first man says, ‘I was buying a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but the woman working the ticket stall had big boobs. I…
A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and puts in down in front of her. A few minutes later, she calls him over and says, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” He rolls his…
Mirror, Mirror. A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening while getting undressed, she playfully says; “Mirror, Mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four”. Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grows to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs…
One day, an Amish family decided to go into town and visit a shopping mall for the very first time. The mother went to look at lady’s clothing, while the father and the eight-year-old son headed for the sporting goods section. The boy and his father were standing by the elevator, and watched as an…
Winning the lottery “If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job,” said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket. “Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo,”…
A boob, a vagina and an asshole walk into a bar… A boob, a vagina and an asshole walk into a bar and they start debating on who is the greatest of the three of them! Boob – “I give milk to new born babies and I’m attractive to the opposite sex, that’s why I…
“If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job,” said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket. “Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo,” I replied. “Why…
A man is deciding between three women, which to be with. He tests them by giving them each $5000 to see what they each do with the money. The first woman got a complete spa treatment and makeover to make herself look good for the man. The second woman took her $5000 and bought the…
A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word “fascinate” in it. A little girl says, “Walt Disney World is fascinating.” The teacher says, “No, I said, ‘fascinate.’” Another little girl says, “There’s so much fascination when it comes to sea life.” The teacher again says, “No, the word is fascinate.”…
A boy and a girl are sitting next to each other Boy: If you let me kiss you, I’ll give you a piece of chocolate. Girl: Okay. Boy: If you let me touch your boobs, you’ll get another piece of chocolate. Girl: Okay! Boy: If you let me touch your pussy, you’ll get another one….