So this young newlywed couple is on their honeymoon…
They’re both kind of shy about sex, so they make an agreement after their very first encounter.
“I’ll tell you what,” she says. “Instead of any awkward requests for nookie, why don’t you just reach over and squeeze my boob three times if you want sex. And if you don’t want sex, squeeze it only once, and I’ll take the hint.”
“Okay. That sounds good. And if you want sex from me, instead of getting all awkward, just reach over and tug on my penis three times.”
“What about if I don’t want sex?” the wifey asks.
“If you don’t want sex, tug on it three hundred times.”