A blonde orders a beer A blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman’s boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the blonde calls for another beer this…
My first time. [SFW] The sky was dark, the moon was high. All alone just she and I. Her hair was soft, her eyes were blue, I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine. I ran my fingers down her spine. I didn’t know how, but I…
Two men are sitting next to each other on an airplane… One man is visibly flustered. The other man leans over and asks, “Hey, is there something wrong?” The other man replies, “Well, I’m a bit embarassed. When I was purchasing my ticket this morning, the ticket girl had the most wonderful pair of breasts….
In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. Since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast…
A blonde goes to a bar and orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman’s breasts and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her breasts. Each time the blonde calls for another beer this…
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made the decision to…
In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. Since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast…
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. “Breast-fed,” she replied. ‘Well, let’s have a look. Strip…
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp “What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender. ” Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,”…
A story about my first time The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine. I didn’t know how…