A duck walks into a store… He shouts at the proprietor, “Hey! Got any duck food?” The store proprietor answers, “No, we don’t.” The next day, the duck returns, and asks, “Hey! Got any duck food?” The store proprietor says, “I told you yesterday, we don’t have any duck food. Now please leave.” The next…
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, Lord have mercy, I can’t give you cyanide to kill…
A lady walks into a store and asks where the XL condoms at kept… A lady walks into a store and asks where the XL condoms are kept. The manager sends her off to the family planning section. After ten minutes, the manager takes routine a walk around the store, to check on things. He…
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” Again, the clerk…
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It’s a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and…
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store. A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The…
Two young boys walk into a pharmacy store to buy tampons Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’ ‘Eight’, the boy replied. The man continued, ‘Do you…
Papa mole, mamma mole and their two baby moles were in their tunnel beneath the grocery store. The papa mole stopped, sniffed, and said, “Oooh, we’re underneath the sugar now.” A little later he stopped, sniffed, and said, “Oooh, we’re underneath the honey now.” A little more time passed and papa mole stopped, sniffed, and…
LPT Request: My 2 year old son drew in permanent marker all over the walls So I took a shower earlier today and left my 2 year old son in the living room with the TV on thinking he would be ok. I come out 20 minutes later and he covered the entire living room…
A reporter asks a billionaire how he earned he wealth Here’s the billionaire’s response: A long time ago, I had absolutely nothing but a penny. So I took that penny and bought a pencil from the corner store. Sold it to my classmate for two cents. Then I bought two pencils, sold them for four…