A young couple, just married, were… in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big, burly man, tossed his pants to the bride and said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on, but they were way too big. “I can’t wear your pants,”…
An old couple decide to take a second honeymoon… An old couple decide to take a second honeymoon at the same place as their original honeymoon to celebrate their 50th year together. The couple lay in bed when the wife turns to the husband and asks: “When you first saw me naked, what did you…
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we…
A young newlywed couple were too poor to go on a honeymoon. The husband came up with an idea: every time they had sex, they would each put a dollar into a piggy bank. When they reached their first anniversary, they would open the bank and use the money it contained for their honeymoon. All…
Welcome to Jamaica A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married they…
So this young newlywed couple is on their honeymoon… They’re both kind of shy about sex, so they make an agreement after their very first encounter. “I’ll tell you what,” she says. “Instead of any awkward requests for nookie, why don’t you just reach over and squeeze my boob three times if you want sex….
Tom, a successful Real estate developer was 65 and just married Candy, 44 years his junior After they came back from their honeymoon they did a party for all of their friends. At the party one of Tom friends asked him: “Hey man I know you got money and all but how did you land…
Hillbilly Honeymoon Up in the hill country, Jethro and Daisy Mae get hitched and go off to Niagara Falls for a week-long honeymoon. But just two days latter, Jethro comes through the door of his father’s house in a lather. His Pappy asks him, “Boy, why you home so early? You got another 5 days…
Three couples check into a honeymoon hotel The grooms all meet up for a manly drink before bedtime and share their plans for the night to come. They decide on a code to use at breakfast to tell each other how they got on. They’ll each put one spoon of sugar in their coffee for…
After the honeymoon. Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married…