Tom, a successful Real estate developer was 65 and just married Candy, 44 years his junior
After they came back from their honeymoon they did a party for all of their friends. At the party one of Tom friends asked him:
“Hey man I know you got money and all but how did you land a woman so good looking and so young?”
Tom replies: “well, to be honest I lied about my age and health”
His friend said: “Age? Please, you can barely pass off as a 60 year old and you look okay but you don’t look fit, you don’t even exercise regularly”
Tom: “No, I told her I was 85 and Had an advanced heart condition which could kill me at any moment”.