Laugh & Giggles – Page 136

Condom Jokes

Back in the Soviet era, the Kiwis military got a telex from the Soviet Antiartic base. “We’ve been granted a weekend of Shore Leave for 10 of us in Aukland for next week. We are requesting 25 dozen condoms…

Back in the Soviet era, the Kiwis military got a telex from the Soviet Antiartic base. “We’ve been granted a weekend of Shore Leave for 10 of us in Aukland for next week. We are requesting 25 dozen condoms… Back in the Soviet era, the Kiwis military got a telex from the Soviet Antiartic base….

Condom Jokes

Olympic Condoms

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Olympic Condoms A man gets home one day from work and excitedly shows off to his wife that he bought a pack of *Olympic Condoms*. “What do you say I slip on a gold one and we give it a go?” He asks her with a grin. She simply responds, “Why don’t you try out…

Bus Jokes

I was sitting on a bus with a friend and he told me this joke…

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I was sitting on a bus with a friend and he told me this joke… What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath? Throw in your laundry. The guy behind us leaned over and said “I think that’s disgusting. My son died in the bath whilst having a…

Boyfriend Jokes

A woman threatens her boyfriend

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A woman threatens her boyfriend A woman threatens her boyfriend : “If you won’t stop telling me that I’m fat, I’m going to leave you !” – “Don’t do this darling ! Think about our child !” says the boyfriend, trying to convince her to stay. – “But we **don’t** have any child !” eructs…

Naked Jokes

An engineer comes to work one day with a new bike.

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An engineer comes to work one day with a new bike. His friend says “Cool bike. Where did you get it?” First guy says “I was walking home through the park. A beautiful woman on a bike rode up, jumped off the bike, stripped naked, and told me to take whatever I wanted. I took…

Couple Jokes

A couple have been married 25 years, and one day, the husband found a box in the attic with three bonnets and $2,500.

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A couple have been married 25 years, and one day, the husband found a box in the attic with three bonnets and $2,500. He asked his wife and she responded, “Every time I got mad at you, I knitted a bonnet.” The husband was proud that in 25 years, he had only angered his wife…

Blonde Jokes

A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for identification.

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A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for identification. The blond asks, “What’s that?” The blond cop replies, “It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.” The blond reaches into her purse, pulls out her compact mirror, and hands it over. The blond cop opens it, takes a look, and…

Flight attendant Jokes

A plane is full of a bunch of Redditors…

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A plane is full of a bunch of Redditors… A plane is full of a bunch of Redditors, and suddenly a man starts having a heart attack. One of the flight attendants (who frequents r/AskReddit) notices this and quickly shouts: “People of the plane, we’re having an emergency! Is anyone on this plane a doctor?”…

Flight Jokes

A group of engineering students and their teacher were given free airplane tickets to go on a holiday

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A group of engineering students and their teacher were given free airplane tickets to go on a holiday Once on the plane, the captain announced that they were on the plane the students had built. Everyone freaked and rushed out of the plane, except for the teacher who stayed there with calm. When the flight…

Bar Jokes

A software tester walks into a bar.

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A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. 0 beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. “qwertyuiop” beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the…