A businessman leaves for a meeting With him gone, his wife picks up her manstress and brings him to her home. They engage in a wild night of sex. After they’re done, her lover lights up a cigar and says “That had to be the best sex I’ve ever had in my life.” All of…
A Statistician Refuses to Fly His friend asks him, “Why do you have this irrational fear of flying?” “Irrational?” the statistician replies, “Not at all. I’ve merely calculated the odds of a bomb being placed on a plane and it’s much too high for my comfort.” A few days later, the friend boarded a flight…
Here is a joke that made my 7 year old twins laugh like hyenas. On a flight, the passengers suddenly hear: “Here is your pilot. Today is my 10.000th flight. I would like to do something special. Would you like to experience a loop? Then applaud.” The excited passengers applaud. The pilot says, “ok, fasten…
Coffee and blow… On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. Forgetting to turn off…
A man saw a gorgeous flight attendant sitting alone reading the paper in an international airport. He couldn’t quite pin down the exact airline, but he wanted to show off as a man of the world. He tried by saying Air France’s old motto. ‘Making the sky the best place on earth!’ The stewardess gave…
A Mormon and the Irishman A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like…
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning…
A jeweler was on a flight in first class sitting next to an elegant lady. He glances over and sees on her finger a huge 20 carat diamond ring. Taken aback, he says to her, “Pardon me lady. I don’t mean to intrude but I noticed your wedding ring. I’m in the business 30 years…
A Mormon and Irishman are on a plane A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if…
A Mormon and an Irishman are on a plane A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the…