A woman threatens her boyfriend

A woman threatens her boyfriend

A woman threatens her boyfriend :

“If you won’t stop telling me that I’m fat, I’m going to leave you !”

– “Don’t do this darling ! Think about our child !” says the boyfriend, trying to convince her to stay.

– “But we **don’t** have any child !” eructs the woman.

– “Wait, what ? You’re not 8 months pregnant ?”