A blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper “Wanna hear a joke about blondes?” Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave. A guy next to the blind man leans over and whispers “Dude, be carefull. The barkeeper is blonde and an ex-soldier. The bouncer is also blonde and the reigning box…
Two blondes are sitting at a bar… Two blondes are sitting at a bar, obviously celebrating something. They wave over the bartender, and tell him to pour two more shots. Once poured, the two blondes clink their glasses together and say “42! YEAH!! 42!”. “Bartender, another round!” Same thing happens on this shot. They clink…
3 blonde women are on one side of a river… …wondering how they will get across. The first one decides to pray saying “God please make me smart enough to get across this river.” so God turns her into a brunette and she swims across the river. The second also prays saying “Dear God, please…
A blonde woman was speeding… A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde. The officer asked to see the lady’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does…
This blind guy walks into a lesbian bar… sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The lesbian bartender realizes he’s blind so she serves him. He sits there for a while and then announces that he has a blonde joke to tell. The bartender says,”Just so you know, you’re in lesbian bar and…
A blonde girl sets out to prove blonde aren’t dumb A blonde girl rents out a stadium and invites as many blondes as she can and sure enough 80,000 blondes fill the stadium and she films it all on live television. She invites a little 4 year old girl out in front of everyone and…
Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on,…
There were 2 blondes… So I was sat on my porch one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the end of the street. One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done. This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over…
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something, our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde, Im a 6’ tall, 200lb black belt, the guy sitting next to…
The Queen of England is taking a tour of an American hospital when she spots a patient furiously masturbating through an open door. Her Majesty: “What’s going on here? This is absolutely appalling.” Nurse: “Actually, Your Highness, it’s for medicinal purposes. This patient has a very serious condition, and if he doesn’t orgasm at least…