Condoms A boy and his father are shopping when they pass the condom aisle. The boy sees three pack sizes of condoms, a pack of three, one of six, and one of twelve. He grabs the three pack. The father says, “Those are for high schoolers. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for…
A woman wants to test her boyfriend She thinks he may be unfaithful, so she asks her sister to help her with something. As the boyfriend pulls up to the house and enters to find a trail of roses leading up to a closed door. He opens the door to find his girlfriends sister, laying…
Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain… One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip and put it over her cigarette. The other lady said, “Hey, that’s a good idea. What’s that called?” The lady responded, “It’s a condom.” The other lady said, “Where can…
A Blonde,Brunette,and a Redhead.. A Blonde,Brunette,and a Redhead decide to check their daughters bags, All 3 of them found condoms in their respective daughters bags. The Brunette was stunned and said :” We’re a catholic family, It is a sin to have premarital sex ” The Redhead said “Its Good to see my girl is…
3 clueless men Three very conservative men were sitting in a bar discussing their daughters. The first man said: “I am so disappointed in my little girl. I was going through her room the other day, and found a bottle of Vodka. I did not know she drank” The second man continued: “I know how…
A blonde, brunette, and redhead mom go to a cafe…. They had each stolen their daughters purses to see what their girls did in their free time. The redhead mom opens her daughters purse first and finds a pack of cigarettes. “Oh my God, Debbie smokes! I am going to kill her!” The brunette mom…
Mummy, how was I born? 10-years old girl asks her mum: “Mummy, how was i born?” The mother smiles a replies: “Once upon a time, me and your daddy had a wonderful time so we decided to plant a little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took very good care of it…
A man goes into a drug store and asked to buy condoms the salesperson ask how many he needs The man says I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and I am having dinner with her parents tonight and then we’re going out and I think I’m going to get lucky I’ll need 12….
My girlfriend invited me to her house. My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me ‘we should have sex while my sister isn’t home….
Three nuns were talking… The first nun said, “I was cleaning the father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!” “What did you do?” the other nuns asked. “Well, of course I threw them all in the trash.” The second nun said, “Well, yesterday, I was…