A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks ‘Why is the last one so cheap?’ “Because he used to live in a brothel” says the shopkeeper. She pays $15. When she gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me, a new brothel!” The woman laughs. When her daughters…
A woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap. “Because he used to live in a brothel,” says the shopkeeper. She pays $15. When she gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me, a new brothel!” The woman laughs. When her daughters…
A man goes home after being at his mistress’ house However, he realized that he smelled like her perfume. So then he goes to the nearby bar, drinks a couple of glasses of whiskey and heads home. His wife met him at the door, smelled him and told him “You dirty pig! You can pour…
A woman, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician’s office. After the examination, she shyly said, “My husband wants me to ask you…” To which the doctor replies, “I know…I know…” placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in…
A man goes to ask the great guru, “Which is better, large breasts or small breasts?” The great guru asks him “How much money do you have in bills in your wallet?” The man quickly counts the money. “Thirty dollars.” “And if you had thirty dollars in coins,” said the guru, “which would have the…
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse. A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?” She agrees, so they…
A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest… …“Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.” The priest said, “Well, my son, when was the last…
An elderly man walks into confession and says… “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.” The priest said, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were…
Wedding night woe… On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple had an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom’s left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride calls her mother from the hospital. “Mom,” she sobs, “my husband has only one foot.” The mother, trying to console her daughter, says,…
Turned the tables on my 8-year-old son. Son: “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?” Me: “I don’t know; how many?” Son: “Ten tickles.” Me: “Yeah, but only the male octopus is ticklish.” Son: “Huh?” Me: “Yeah, the females are not ticklish at all; just the males. You know how you…