Boss offers money for sex… A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the…
My daughter just walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my…
A young couple had just finished having fantastic sex A young couple had just finished having fantastic sex. Afterwards, the young woman looked in the box of condoms and saw that there were only six left out of the original twelve. She asked her boyfriend, “What happened to the five other condoms?” He rather nervously…
A young man visits his girlfriend’s parents for the first time… He and his girlfriend’s father are sitting in the living room while the girls make dinner. At the foot of the boyfriend’s chair lies the family dog, Rover. After a few minutes, the young man feels the uge to fart. Unable to hold it…
So I picked up this girl the other day….. and she took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open. “Oh shit , it’s my boyfriend ! ” she exclaimed…
A man running from the police runs into the Catholic church and hides in confession box.. Another person enters the other side and says “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” The man not wanting to get caught says, “What have you done my daughter?” She says, “I have had anal sex with my boyfriend,…
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl. They had great seats right behind the Chiefs’ bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each…
A kid is playing a video game in his room when his mom walks in and says, “Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!” Without taking his eyes off the screen the kid says, “I’m right in the middle of this game; tell him to come in here!” A minute later her boyfriend walks in and…
A woman goes to the doctor’s to have a strange mark on her tummy looked at. The doctor said, “Do you by any chance have a boyfriend who attends Wisconsin University?” Confused, the girl asks, “Why do ask?” The doc chuckles, “I’m not just a doctor, I’m also an amateur detective. It looks like your…
Last year a guy took his Blonde girl friend to the Superbowl They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were…