Two Italian men get on a bus Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two…
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second everything…
A bus driver was called into court for killing 24 children and 6 adults The judge asks the bus driver “why did you kill all those innocent people?” The bus driver, looking a little sad, says “I didn’t mean too, It was by mistake!” “How did it happen?” Asks the judge. “Well-” said the bus…
11 yr old nephew told me this. A bus full of 50 ugly people crashed and everyone died and went to heaven. Saint Peter decided that since their deaths were so violent, he would grant them all one wish before going to heaven. The first person wished to finally be attractive, and the last person…
Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two…
A completely smashed guy in a torn shirt with lipstick marks all over his face and empty bottle sticking out of his pocket stumbles into a bus and plops down right next to a priest. He pulls out his smartphone, scrolls for a bit, then turns to the priest and asks: “Father, do you happen…
Back in the USSR In the days of state control, a Russian man saved and saved and saved until he finally had enough money to buy a car. He took the bus to the state car agency to arrange the purchase. After an hour of filling in paperwork, he handed over the money and asked…
Two Italian Men Get On A Bus…. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two…
A bus full of politicians crashes in a deserted area there was only one man that could see the accident. The farmer who owns the house nearby heard the noises and goesto take a look, calling the police and ambulance on the way. 30 minutes later a policeman knocks on his door and asks “Where…
A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A cop was approaching from about a block away, thinking to himself, “Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hanging out of her blouse.” But, as he got closer, it became apparent that…