I was sitting on a bus with a friend and he told me this joke…
What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath?
Throw in your laundry.
The guy behind us leaned over and said “I think that’s disgusting. My son died in the bath whilst having a fit.”
We both went white and apologized. The guy got up to get off, and said, “he choked on a sock.”