A 6 year old runs up to her mother… DAUGHTER: Mummy, why don’t boys have vaginas? MOTHER: They have a penis instead. DAUGHTER: Does Daddy have a penis? MOTHER: Yeah. DAUGHTER: What does a penis look like? The mother thinks for a moment. MOTHER: It looks a bit like Pinocchio’s nose! The six year old…
An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on ‘Take Your Kid to Work Day’. An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on ‘Take Your Kid to Work Day’. As they were walking around the office, the young girl starting crying and getting very cranky, her father asked…
A woman giving birth went into a coma for a few days When she woke up, the doctor told her, “congratulations, you gave birth to healthy twins: a girl and a boy. Your ex-boyfriend visited and named them for you” The woman replies, “no not him! What did he name the boy?” Doctor: Mason Woman:…
This world has become disgusting! I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on reddit. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the…
The government reveals their new logo today…. The government reveals their new logo today, on a black background sit a magnificent image of a condom. I guess it makes sense, seeings as how a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of…
A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another … A man next to him said, “Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??” The boy replied, “My grandfather lived for 105…
A man goes to the pharmacists and asks for 3 1/2 Viagra pills A man goes to the pharmacist and asks for 3 1/2 Viagra pills. The pharmacist is confused and asks “why 3 1/2?” The man responds. “Well, Monday I am going to see my mistress and I need two. I need one for…
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the Coroner. “Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a…
Birth control alternatives A husband and wife walk into a doctors office looking for alternative options for birth control as the pill is quite hormoney and the husband is allergic to latex. They ask the doctor “we’ve been thinking about exclusively practising anal sex, surely there’s no pregnancy risk there!” Doctor replies “don’t be silly,…
Blonde Joke Three pregnant women were having brunch together, discussing pregnancy matter, and the subject of the baby’s gender came up. Brunette: My baby’s going to be a boy because when my husband and I conceived, I was on top. Redhead: My baby is going to be a girl because I was on the bottom….