A 6 year old runs up to her mother…
DAUGHTER: Mummy, why don’t boys have vaginas?
MOTHER: They have a penis instead.
DAUGHTER: Does Daddy have a penis?
MOTHER: Yeah.
DAUGHTER: What does a penis look like?
The mother thinks for a moment.
MOTHER: It looks a bit like Pinocchio’s nose!
The six year old giggles.
DAUGHTER: Does Daddy’s penis grow when he lies?
MOTHER: I wish!
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