Two men golfing… Two guys are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it’s supposed to go. The first guy says, “Why don’t you go over and ask if we can play through?” The second guy gets…
Two blokes are out playing golf Jim and Dave are playing golf one day when they come to the 8th hole there are two women teeing off. Jim turns to Dave and says “go ask if we can play through” Dave takes off towards the two women but only makes it about ten paces before…
Would you rather have a mistress or a wife? A doctor, a lawyer, and a scientist were asked if they would rather have a mistress or a wife. The doctor says I would rather have a wife so that I have someone to go home to after a long day at the hospital. The lawyer…
A doctor, a lawyer, and a biologist are discussing the costs and benefits of having an affair. The doctor says no one should ever have an affair. It creates too much anxiety and it’s bad for your health. The lawyer says it’s OK to have an affair as long as you don’t tell your wife….
I was going through a messy divorce and getting screwed by my wife&’s lawyer when I found an old lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared. “Thank you for freeing me” he said. “In return I grant you 3 wishes” “Oh! this is great,” I said. “For my first one I wish I had…
Two guys were playing golf Two guys were playing golf, and they were annoyed because there were two women ahead of them playing very slowly. One of the guys decided to ask if they could play through. He walked over about halfway, they suddenly turned around very quickly and came back. “That was close,” he…
Three bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face. The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened… “Well, the first body is a Frenchman, who had a heart attack while making love to his mistress, hence…
Two guys are playing golf… The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up. So one man says to his friend, “I’m gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through.” He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his…
A princess and her entourage are playing a truth-telling game. She asks a knight if he has fathered any children. He looks down and says, “Alas, my Lady, I have not.” The princess nods. “I believe it. You do not have the look of a man who could please his mistress. Your beard is a…