Pregnancy Brian’s stress level was at unsurpassed levels. His wife Maggie was in labor and Brian was sure it was time to head to the hospital. Breathing heavily, Brian grabbed the phone and called the doctor. “MY WIFE, SHE’S READY, SHOULD WE COME?” The doctor tried to relax the poor fellow, “just try to relax,…
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were in the hospital. They were there for some pregnancy tests. They began discussing the gender of their babies based on the sexual position they were concieved. The brunette said, “I am going to have a son because I was at the bottom.” The redhead said, “I am…
A pregnant woman and husband attend a pregnancy class together. The doctor is explaining to the class how to make pregnancy and delivery easier on the couples. He goes on to explain how it’s very beneficial to walk during the pregnancy, as it is good for exercise and such. The doctor explains to the husbands…
Some decades ago, 4 of the biggest UK insurance firms explored a merger. A designer was commissioned to provide a new coat of arms for the new company. But, when the designer presented his mock-up, the companies’ representatives saw a shield containing four intricately detailed scenes, and gave way to shocked silence. “What the hell…
It’s Mrs. Goat’s first pregnancy… and she is not having an easy time of it. After hours and hours of painful labor she’s finally taken into the delivery with Mr Goat close by her side. During a particularly strong contraction Mrs. Goat looks up at Mr. Goat with pure hatred in her eyes and yells…
Amazing Pregnancy Machine A woman was giving birth soon. The doctor told her an her husband that there was an experimental machine that could transfer the pain of labor to the father. They agreed to try it. The day arrived and the doctor set the machine at 10%. The husband wasn’t phased and told the…
A woman bursts out of the examining room, screaming after her doctor tells her she is pregnant The director of the clinic stops her and asks what the problem is. She tells him what happened and another doctor has her sit down and relax in another room while he marches down the hallway to where…
A Seventh Grade Health Class was learning about pregnancy. Young Suzy asks her teacher, “Can my grandma get pregnant?” Her teacher replies that no, she can’t, shes far too old. Suzy then asks if her fifty year old mother could get pregnant. Her teacher tells her no, shes a little too old for that. Suzy,…
A woman is pregnant with twins. A woman is pregnant with twins. During her last month of pregnancy, she falls into a coma. When she wakes up, the doctor tells her that she had a girl and a boy, and that her brother claimed them until she came to. Immediately, she panics at the thought…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?” The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy…