A maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise

A maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise

A maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.  

The wife asked, “Now, Karen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”  

Karen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
Karen: “Your husband.” 
Wife: “Oh.” 

Karen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.” 
Wife: “Who said that?” 
Karen: “Your husband.” 
Wife: “Oh.” 

Karen: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you.” 
Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?” 
Karen: “No, the gardener did.” 
Wife: “So, how much do you want?”