The teacher of little Johnny’s class asks the pupils if they can use the word ‘beautiful’ in a sentence… A little boy sticks his hand up. “Yes, Daniel” “I saw a butterfly on my way to school this morning, and it was beautiful”, says Daniel. “Very good, Daniel”, smiles the teacher, “Anybody else?”. Veronica’s hand…
A blonde comes home from school and says “Mummy, mummy, all the other girls in my class can only count to 10 but I can count to 20. Is it because I’m blonde?” Her mother replies: “Yes dear, it’s because you’re blonde.” The next day the blonde comes home from school and says: “Mummy, mummy,…
A woman heavily pregnant with twins gets shot twice in the stomach… The woman survives and so do the babies, she eventually gives birth to a boy and a girl. many years later the girl came running up to her mum “Mummy mummy, I was having a wee and a bullet came out” the mum…
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel… and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called Abe, the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem. “I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died…
Frankenstein, the Mummy, and the Werewolf are sitting at a bar Frankenstein takes a big drink and says, “You know, my son has been a handful lately. He keeps borrowing my lab equipment and blowing things up. I just don’t know how to get him to stop.” The Werewolf shakes his head and says, “Tell…
Sex….. Daddy is digging in the flower bed when little seven-yr-old Alice comes running out of the house, shouting, “Daddy, what’s sex?” He slowly drops his spade, straightens up and draws a deep breath. “Well, darling, it’s like this… ” he says, and starts rather reluctantly, giving a long and careful explanation of the ins…
Makes you think One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs…
white haired mum One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs…
Sam Loved Ninjas Little Sam loved ninjas. He’d think about them all day and watch ninja movies all night. He had a ninja costume, throwing stars, the whole shebang. One day he’s playing around and whacks himself in the eye with a nunchuck, he runs downstairs to his mum bawling “Mummy mummy mummy look what…