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Shopping Jokes

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.”

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is four,” said…

Mommy Jokes

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes

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A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this,…

Waitress Jokes

Revenge

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Revenge Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where a grizzled old-timer is having breakfast. One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes. The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee. The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor. Without a word of protest,…

Mummy Jokes

Timmy the Turtle…

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Timmy the Turtle… Timmy the turtle climbed the tree with a glint in his and fierce determination. Finally, standing on the edge of a branch, he jumped and flapped his little legs as fiercely as he could. He hit the ground with a sickening thud and laid there for a few moments before heading back…

Teacher Jokes

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely.” To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

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A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely.” To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raises his hand and says, “The sky is definitely blue.” The teacher says,…

Neighbour Jokes

A teacher asks her class to use the word ‘contagious’…

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A teacher asks her class to use the word ‘contagious’… Teacher’s pet gets up and says, “Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious.” “Well done, Roland,” says the teacher, “can anyone else try?” Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, “My grandma says there’s a bug going round,…

Blonde Jokes

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

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A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least…

Maid Jokes

A maid goes to the lady of the house and demands a raise.

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A maid goes to the lady of the house and demands a raise. “Why should I give you a raise?” asks the lady. “Because I cook better than you ever could,” says the maid. “Who told you that?” demands the lady. “Your husband he say,” says the maid. “Also, I clean better than you ever…

Housewife Jokes

A housewife calls a handyman so that he can fix her closet door…

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A housewife calls a handyman so that he can fix her closet door… She explains that every time the bus passes the closet door slides open. A bus passes and the door slides open, the handyman says: “You know what I better get in there to see whats going on.” He gets in the closet…

Flight Jokes

A Mormon and an Irishman were seated next to each other in First Class on a flight out of NYC.

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A Mormon and an Irishman were seated next to each other in First Class on a flight out of NYC. Once the plane was airborne and the seat-belt sign was turned off, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was brought to him right away and placed in front of him….