A cop is driving down the street when he sees a woman walking toward him with her right breast hanging out of her shirt. The cop pulls over and says to her, “Ma’am, don’t you realize that I can cite you for indecent exposure?” The woman, incredulous, replies, “Why on Earth would you do that?”…
An Elvis Presley fan decided to get two tattoos of Elvis: one on each thigh. However, she was not entirely pleased with the end result. One night she’s had a few too many in a bar. She goes up to the bartender, lifts her skirt and asks “Do either of these look like Elvis to…
There’s a Russian gay couple… One of them is called Vladislav, the other is called Karl. After happily loving each other for a fair few years, Karl discovers Vladislav is having an affair with Vladimir. Devastated, Karl gets onto his knees in front of Vladislav and bellows: “VLADISLAV? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me,…
A man sees a lady with big breasts. He asks, “Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?” He replies,…
New Apple Product Announcement: The iBra Apple announced a new product: a bra that can store and play music. The iBra. The product is being praised as a step toward better relations between men and women. It is intended to address the complaints of women about men staring at their breasts and not listening to…
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no! Not my brother! He’s an idiot! What…