The night before the wedding The bride-to-be and her bridesmaids were giggling over tequila and strawberry daiquiris at the bachelorette party. The maid of honor started a game of truth or dare. “If your boyfriend were a soda, what would he be?” she slurred at the other bridesmaid. “7-Up, because he’s got seven inches and…
A good approach in asking for a raise . . . A maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” Maria: “Well Senora, there are three reasons I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than…
A maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise A maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Karen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?” Karen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who…
Maria, a maid, asks her boss for a raise. Her boss is annoyed and asks, “Now, Maria, why do you think you deserve a raise?” Maria: ‘Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an raise. First, I iron better than you.’ Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’ Maria: ‘Your husband said…
A groom meets up with his groomsmen at the alter with a huge smile on his face. The best man looks at him and says, “wow, dude, you are really looking forward to this, huh?” The groom replies, “bro, I just got the best blow job I have ever had in my LIFE, and a…
The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset… She asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?” Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said that?” Helen: “Your…
A midwife calls a doctor “Doctor she’s been in labor for 36 hours we need to do a c section.” “Not so fast,” says the doctor “there’s one more thing to try” He goes to the obviously pained mother to be and says “what do you call maids in space.” After the woman gives him…
A woman was asked for a pay raise by her maid Woman: Why do you want a raise? Maid: There are 3 reasons why I want a raise. The first one is that I iron better than you. Woman: Bullshit! Who said that you iron better than me? Maid: Your husband said so. Woman: Oh……
Honey, before it starts. -Honey can you bring me a beer before it starts? She brings him a beer. -Honey can you pass me the remote before it starts? She passes him the remote. -Honey can you put my work clothes in the washer before it starts? She gets up and puts his working clothes…
the new maid A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up. “Is this the maid” “Yes” “Well may I speak to my wife?” “Well….she’s in bed with a man” The husband is furious and tells the maid “I want you to go into my desk,…