The Chili lover A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili. The waitress says, “Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl”. He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, “Are you going to…
Not much of a man… An old, grizzled truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in. One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one spat in…
A man sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chilli. The waitress says, “Sorry but the guy next to you ordered the last bowl.” He looks over to the guy sitting next to him and sees that he has finished his meal, but the bowl of chilli is still full. He asks…
A guy sits down in a Café and asks for the hot chili. A guy sits down in a Café and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, “The guy next to you got the last bowl.” He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still…
A man in a bar, after several drinks, began bragging that he could identify any type of wood by its smell only. The patrons of the bar decided to test him. The man was blindfolded and presented with several pieces of wood. First they tried maple. He smelled it and said, “That’s maple.” They then…
My granddad had my sides busting with this one over Christmas! A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in. One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The…
A man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now”, so he walks in and sits down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks what he wants. The man asks, “What’s your Exotic Breakfast?” “Baked…
Truck Driver and the Bikers A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in. One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee,…
Another Irish joke involving beer While attending the World Beer Conference, the CEOs of Anhueser-Busch, Coors, and Guiness went out to eat together. When the waitress asked them what they would like to drink, the CEO of Anhueser-Busch replied, “Get me a Budweiser, the king of beers!” Not to be outdone, the Coors CEO told…
4 friends in their 20s…. Four friends in their 20s go to a new restaurant, Sands, because they’ve never been there before. 10 years later, they reunite and go back because the waitresses were so pretty. In their 40s, they decide to go again because of the amazing wine selection. Another 10 years pass and…