A teacher tells her students to write a sentence defining power. Once everyone has finished, she reads the sentences out to the class: – “Power is when you can do good,” – Good, Max, nice sentence. That’s an A. – “Power is when you can do good and punish evil,” – very good, Sarah, beautiful….
There is this African-American kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the kids of color. So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. “Hey dad look im white!” His dad kicks his ass, and says “Alright go show your mother.” The kid…
A teacher asks her students to use the word fascinate in a sentence. First she calls on Sussy. “My dad and I went to the movies and we were fascinated!” Sussy says. “Well that’s pretty good, but I wanted you to use fascinate not fascinated.” So she calls on Mary next. “My family went to…
Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from? Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.”…
The teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him… Little boy: “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?” Teacher : “No I am not sleeping in class.” Little boy : “What were you doing sir ?” Teacher : ” I was talking to God.” The next day the naughty…
Mohammad, a child of Arab parents was enrolled in a school in New York. On the first day, his teacher asked, ‘What is your name?’ The boy replied, ‘Mohammad’. ‘From now on your name is Harry as you are in America,’ she said. In the evening, when he came back, his mother asked, ‘How was…
Kung Fu student asks his teacher “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated. And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?” “Yes, my master, I have.” “And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the…
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him… She says hello and he’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind…
A teacher asks the children in her class what they done at the weekend… “I went out for the day, and rode on the choo choo”, said Billy. “Billy”, said the teacher, “we don’t use childish and immature language in my class. You rode on a train… Steve?” “My dad and I went go-karting but…