A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, “Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn…
“Susie asks, “Mommy, why do you always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the skillet?” “Oh, that’s just the way my mother always did it. You’ll have to ask her.” “Granny”, asks Susie the next time her grandmother visits. “Why do you and mommy always cut the ends off the…
Surprising the Cow Little Johnny lives with his mother on a farm, one day he comes running in and screams: “Mommy, Mommy, the Ox is fucking the Cow”. His Mother slaps him hard and says: “We don’t use language like that in this house, the next time it happens, say ‘The Ox is surprising the…
“Mommy, I don’t want to go to school today!” I whimpered. “The kids are so mean! They’re always bullying me, calling me names, and laughing at me!” Having said my piece, I pulled my blanket back up over my head and tried to stop trembling. My mother gently peeled back my blanket and gave me…
A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working… …and asks him, “Daddy, what’s sex?” So, her father sits her down and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections and wet-dreams….
A Little Girl Catches Her Parents Having Sex One night, a little girl decides to peek inside her parent’s bedroom. She is shocked by what she sees, for she catches a glimpse of mommy bouncing up and down on top of daddy. That very next morning, she asks her mom, “Mommy, why were you hopping…
It’s ok, a black guy told me this A little black boy, pretending to be white, covers his face in flour. He goes over to his father and says, “Daddy, Daddy! Look I’m white!” The father, with a quick smack says, “Boy! Go show yo mother” The boy runs over to his mother and exclaims,…
A little boy… wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you’re bouncing up and down on him.” His mom…
A little boy walks in on his parents…….. A little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The dad, all flustered, tries to explain to him what was going on. -Well, you know how you’ve always wanted a little brother?….that’s what I was doing with mommy. I was putting your little brother inside mommy….
Daddy’s nickname A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, “Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.” The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave…