Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his dad. He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Little Johnny asks, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father says, “I have to make sure that he’s healthy…
A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed… to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, “Does anyone know what this is?” And little Johnny says, “Yes, my dad has 2 of them!” And the teacher says, “Are you sure about that?” And little…
My marriage is over. I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I’ve had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left. I do…
A girl asks her mom where babies come from. The Mom replies, “When a man and a woman love each other very much, they have sex. Sex is when a man puts his penis in a woman’s vagina, that’s how you get a baby.” The daughter is confused and says, “But the other day I…
New secretary Frank and Harry have been business partners for many years. They had just employed a new secretary and Frank had taken her out. “How was it?” inquired Harry. “Fantastic! And i don’t mind saying, that she’s far better in the cot than my wife.” A couple of weeks later, Harry took the secretary…
Child walks in on parents in coitus Mummy and Daddy are having sex and their beautiful child walks in. Flustered, Mummy leaps off the bed (and off her husband) and wittingly tries to console what she thinks is her scarred son. son: mummy, what’s going on? mum: oh son! I was just helping your daddy…
I got thrown out of math class today. The teacher asked me “If I gave you $20 and you gave $5 to Katie, $5 to Claire and $5 to Laura, what would you have?” Apparently, 3 blowjobs and enough left for a kebab wasn’t the answer… EDIT: Holy, this blew up fast. Kind of like…
A worried father calls the family doctor because he thinks his teen son has caught a venereal disease. “I think he got it from the maid,” says the concerned dad, “and I’ve also been sleeping with the maid.” ​ “Okay,” the doctor replies calmly. “Well, when you bring him into the office we’ll take a…
A man misses the bus… A man on the way home just misses the bus. He runs after it in the hope to catch it, but ends up running all the way to his home. There he tells his wife : Honey, I did something great today. I saved 3€ by running after the bus….
3 drunk men Three men hail a taxi. The driver—seeing that they’re drunk—decides to pull a fast one. So he switches the engine on, then quickly switches it off and announces, “We’re here!” The first guy hands him the fare, the second guy says, “Thanks,” but the third guy angrily smacks the cabbie’s head. “What…