A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth…
The teacher asks the children in her third-grade class to give her a sentence using the word “fascinate.” Mary raises her hand, stands up, and says, “My Mom and I went to the museum, and it was fascinating.” “That’s very nice, Mary,” says the teacher. But you used ‘fascinating.’ Can anyone give me a sentence…
Little Johnny comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played football and then he proposed to his friend Emily. His parents think this is really sweet and they don’t want to make fun of Little Johnny so they ask…
SCHOOL JOKES,Teacher and student Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “Let me put it to…
Johnny was in class when his teacher asks Johnny was in class when his teacher asks: -Johnny, there are five birds on a tree. You shoot one, how many are left. -None, miss. The others will fly away! -The right answer is four, but i like the way you think. Johnny goes quiet, and then…
A teacher walks up to the blackboard and writes DEFINITELY She turns to the class and says, “Today we’ll be looking at the word ‘definitely’. Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. Now, I want some volunteers to use definitely in a statement.” Little Suzy raises her hand and…
Friends of Little Johnny told him that adults usually have a deep dark secret and can be easily manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes home, goes up to his mother and says, “Mom, I know everything.” Mom shushes him and gives him $10. “Just don’t tell Dad” she says. Hey, it’s working thinks…
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is four,” said…
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I…
A young class were enjoying the first day of first grade. The teacher said: “Now that we’re all grown up, we aren’t going to use baby talk any more. Instead we’re going to use grown-up words. Now who would like to start by telling us about what they did in summer vacation?” A little girl…