A priest is taking a cab home from church A priest is taking a cab home from church after a long day of services. It’s night and it’s raining heavily. Suddenly the taxi hits a pothole. The driver mutters under his breath “Fuck!” Seconds later, they hit another pothole and the driver says “Shit!” The…
First day on the job A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver…
A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to… A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in…
A man is taking a taxi to the airport … when he realized he left his passport at home and must go back to get it. He reaches through the partition and gently taps the driver on his shoulder to get his attention. The driver screams and losses control of the cab, jumping a curb,…
A warning to be careful about drunk driving.. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led to another and I had a few too many pints before progressing on to Tequila. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the car park…
A taxi driver speeds through a red light without even looking And the passenger says, “whoa, what are you doing?! That was a red!” The driver replies, “don’t worry about it. My cousin, he does it all the time.” The passenger sits back until the driver blows through another red. He practically leaps out of…
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver…
Taxi ride A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up onto the sidewalk, and stopped inches away from a woman with a baby stroller. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver…
Taxidermist A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?” The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”…
Occupational Reaction A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped scant inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look…