I got thrown out of math class today.
The teacher asked me “If I gave you $20 and you gave $5 to Katie, $5 to Claire and $5 to Laura, what would you have?”
Apparently, 3 blowjobs and enough left for a kebab wasn’t the answer…
EDIT: Holy, this blew up fast. Kind of like when the teacher gives me $20, but less sticky, and I don’t have that overwhelming sense of guilt.
No wait… There it is.