New secretary
Frank and Harry have been business partners for many years. They had just employed a new secretary and Frank had taken her out.
“How was it?” inquired Harry.
“Fantastic! And i don’t mind saying, that she’s far better in the cot than my wife.”
A couple of weeks later, Harry took the secretary out, and the following morning, he said, “You’re right Frank, she is better than your wife!”
Edit: typos