A guy comes home from work and he is clearly upset. His wife looks concerned and asks him what’s wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. Later, during dinner, he’s just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window. “Honey, what is it? I’ve never seen you like…
A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, “Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, “Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day;…
A picture worth millions A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, “Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; Let’s hear the good news first.” The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today and she informed…
An old Soviet joke Stalin invited General Zhukov into his office for a conference, and yells at him for 2 hours regarding the war’s slow progress. ​ As Zhukov steps out of the office, he mutters under his breath, “that damn mustachioed son of bitch!” ​ Unfortunately, he is overheard by Stalin’s secretary, who immediately…
Quick thinking A guy tells his wife he has to work late, and takes his secretary to a hotel for some wild sex. On his way home, he notices a huge hickey on his neck and begins to panic. What would he tell his wife? Walking in the door he is greeted by his excited…
A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be…
After telling his wife he was working late at the office …a man took his secretary to a hotel room and had wild sex with her. But on his way home, he noticed a huge love bite on his neck and began to panic. What would he tell his wife? Walking in the door he…
During the height of the Great Patriotic War, Stalin is listening to the updates his marshals give him on the situation on the fronts When the meeting is over, Zhukov is the first one to step out. “Mustachioed asshole” he mumbles as he slams the door. Stalin’s personal secretary, Poskrebyshev happens to hear Zhukov’s outburst….
A manager hired a new secretary and she was young, sweet and polite… One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look…
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client He says, “John, I have some good news and some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.” The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she…