Terrible diseases… A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, “I had tolio as a child.” The wife asks if he means polio. He says, “No, it only affects the toes.” He removes his pants and reveals…
A deaf couple get married A deaf couple get married and that night on their honeymoon the wife signs to her new husband that since they can’t see what each is signing in the dark, if he would like to make love squeeze her breasts once, if not, squeeze twice; to which he signs back…
Teacher and her 3 boy students: Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 2: “I saw your bra straps.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of…
An army sergeant walks into a drugstore and places a ragged condom on the counter. “How much to repair this?”, he asks. The pharmacist looks over the condom, saying “It’s ripped in a couple of places, and there are several holes in it, but it’s repairable. But honestly, I’d just replace it with a new…
A man walks into a store to buy condoms He notices that there are Olympic condoms on sale. He returns home and tells his wife, “Honey I bought Olympic condoms for us tonight!” Wife: What’s so special about them. Husband: Well, there’s a gold one, a silver one and a bronze one. Wife: Which one…
A young guy is buying condoms for the first time… The pharmacy he goes to is in a high-crime area, so frequently stolen things like condoms are kept behind the counter. He sees a sign advertising condoms for $6.99 a box. Nervously, he approaches the counter. “I’d like one box of condoms please.” “Certainly,” says…
A man walks into a pharmacy to buy some condoms The pharmacist takes note and says “Big night tonight eh?” The man responds “Yeah, meeting the new girls’ parents for dinner tonight and I’m trying to get lucky.” He heads to his girlfriend’s house later that night and sits down before eating to pray. And…
Trumpets and Guns In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, “So how is your strange business going?” “What do you mean strange?” “Because you sell only trumpets and guns!” “So?” “Well, let me put it this way,…
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess’ lap and says, “My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle…
The aging head of a secluded Monastary decides he will take a walk into the nearby town for the first time in 30 years. As he’s walking down the street he passes a hooker on a corner who says “Hey twenty dollars for a quicky”. Confused, he walks past another corner and another hooker says…