Category: Pharmacy Jokes

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again…

Fast learning Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, – “Son, how old are you?” – “Eight”, the boy replied. The man continued, – “Do you know what these are used for?”…

Cough medicine. A pharmacist is about to take a lunch break and he says to his assistant, “I’ll be back in an hour, keep an eye on things”. Upon his return, he notices a man outside the pharmacy, standing against the wall, clutching his abdomen, obviously in some pretty serious discomfort. He continues into the…

He’s My Brother! Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight,” the boy replied. The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?” The boy…

Two Old Ladies go out for a smoke in the rain As they’re smoking, Old Lady 1 takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and puts it over her cigarette. Old Lady 2 looks at her and, realizing what a good idea it is, asks “hey where’d you get that.” “The Pharmacy, you can…

A man takes his young son to the pharmacy with him… While there, the boy points to a display and asks “What are those, Daddy?” “Those are condoms, son, they help prevent babies from being born.” “But daddy,” says the boy,” that package says it has 3. Who would need that many?” “Well son, that’s…

Cigarettes in the rain Two old ladies were sitting out in front of a nursing home smoking, when all of the sudden it began to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut the tip off and slid it over her cigarette and continued smoking. *Lady 2*: “What in the world is that?”…

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacists eyes got big…

Berta and Ethel are two older ladies who were outside smoking cigarettes when it starts rain. Berta reaches into her purse and pulls out a condom with the tip cut off. She slides the condom over the cigarette and resumes smoking. “What are you doing?” asks Ethel. “Oh, this?” replies Berta, “I always carry a…

A guy walks into a pharmacy store and goes up to the counter and asks the lady at the register where he can find the tampons at. “Aisle 7” she replies. He returns ten minutes later with some string, a roll of scotch tape, and a bag of cotton balls. The lady at the register…