Trip to Japan An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan, and he hires a hooker. The whole night the hooker keeps screaming, “Hosthimota! Hosthimota!” The man doesn’t know what the word means, but he’s positive he’s pleased the hooker to the best of his abilities, and thus assumes it’s positive. The next…
A date with a twist.. A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20…
Hooker in a cab… A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they…
A young man on his first date. A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid…
Irish hooker An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. ‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes. They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute when all of…
Irish hooker.. An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. ‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes. They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute when all of…
A cabbie picks up a Nun The cab driver stares at her. The nun asks him why he is staring and he says, “I’ve always had a fantasy to kiss a nun.” She says, “I’ll kiss you if you are single and Catholic.” He replies, “I’m both!” The nun says, “Pull into an alley” The…
Hooker Bubba was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty dollars”, she whispers. Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it’s only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes. They’re in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a…
Prince Charles decided to take up walking and everyday, at the same street corner, he would pass a hooker. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. “One hundred and fifty pounds!” she’d shout. “No! Five pounds!” he said from the side of his mouth, just to…
A man is walking to his car late at night When he sees a woman on a shady corner. He goes up to ask if she’s alright and she responds “I’m a hooker, are you interested?” The man decides to live a little and takes her up on her offer and they go back to…