A man walks into a pharmacy to buy some condoms
The pharmacist takes note and says “Big night tonight eh?”
The man responds “Yeah, meeting the new girls’ parents for dinner tonight and I’m trying to get lucky.”
He heads to his girlfriend’s house later that night and sits down before eating to pray.
And pray
And pray
After a few minutes his girlfriend leans over and says “I didn’t know you were so religious”
He leans over and says “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist”