Little Johnny Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying he was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and asked for his mother to have a talk with him. So his mother takes him quietly by the hand, upstairs to the bedroom. “First, Johnny, I want you…
My wife and I were walking along the beach the other day… “It’s interesting, isn’t it.” I said. “A woman can walk down the beach in her bra and panties and people would stare and go, ‘oh my, that’s a bit wrong, that!’ and yet, if she walked along the beach in a two piece…
Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around the supermarket when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy: “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” “That’s okay,” the young guy says. “It’s a coincidence really because…
The rich lady comes home after a day of shopping, when she stumbles on one of her many servants in the hallway. She looks at him head to toe, and demands: – Come here. The servant, heads down, obeys. – Take off my jacket. Hands shaking, he obliges. – Now… Take off my dress. Slowly,…
The wife of a wealthy business man calls their butler into her bedroom while her husband is away on a trip for work “Jeeves,” she says at once, “take off my dress.” “Yes madam!” He replies, unbuttoning the top of her dress and watching it fall to the floor. “Now, I want you to take…
With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?” “No” said her husband. She gave him a little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons, reached into her bra and pulled out a crumpled $20 note. She then asked “Have you ever seen $50 all crumpled up?”…
My step-sister walked into my room one day and My step-sister walked into my room one day and she says, “Hey, big brother… take off my shirt.” So I took off her shirt. Then she says, “Take off my skirt…” So I took off her skirt. Then she says, “Take off my bra and panties…”…
Teacher and her 3 boy students: Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 2: “I saw your bra straps.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of…
One day, a boy comes home from school to find his mom waiting for him. “I just got a call from your teacher,” says the boy’s mother. “She says that she wants you to learn the difference between a man and a woman. Take off my dress.” So the boy takes off his mother’s dress….
So my wife said “take off my shirt”. So I did as she said and took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I continued and took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” Once again, I did as she said and I took off her shoes. “Now my hose, bra, and…