A young guy is buying condoms for the first time…
The pharmacy he goes to is in a high-crime area, so frequently stolen things like condoms are kept behind the counter. He sees a sign advertising condoms for $6.99 a box. Nervously, he approaches the counter.
“I’d like one box of condoms please.”
“Certainly,” says the pharmacist. “Anything else?
“Not unless you think I need anything else.”
“Okay then – with the tax, that’ll be $7.55.”
“TAX?!” The man freaks out. “I thought they stayed on by themselves!”