(translated from a Chinese joke) Johnny was a dumb kid who was known for having trouble learning. He jumped to conclusions very often and he failed to understand very basic concepts. One time he was learning the Roman Numerals, one I for one, two I for two, three I for three. Johnny managed to grasp…
A professor told dirty jokes in class the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the plan. In the next lecture, in the beginning of…
At breakfast, a husband says to his wife, “I want us to try doggy tonight” Surprisingly to the husband the wife agrees. So that night, both quite excited, the husband cooks his wife a lovely dinner. After enjoying the meal they head upstairs and get into bed. The husband leans over to his wife, kisses…
A mute guy goes to a pharmacy to buy condoms He walks up to the counter and meets the pharmacist. “How may I help you?” the pharmacist asks. The mute guy, unable to speak, simply points at his crotch. The pharmacist shrugs, not knowing what the man is asking for. The mute guy points at…
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up… A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal…
A taxi driver was being interrogated after an accident. Police Officer: So, how did you kill 59 people? Taxi Driver: I was driving at 80km/h, when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes, but they failed. Police Officer: And? Taxi Driver: So,…
A taxi driver, new on the job, picks up his first customer. The driver then started to head to the location designated by the passenger. A few minutes had passed and the whole trip had been quiet ever since. The radio wasn’t even turned on. The passenger is very interpersonal so he started to strike…
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked. “Guys like you always have girlfriends.” He looked downcast, “No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago.” “Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she…
Two dwarfs walk into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them back to their own respective rooms. Unfortunately the first dwarf can’t get an erection no matter what. He’s depressed, and his depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, “one, two, three-…
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this FBI?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbour Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood.” “This will be noted.” Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece…