A taxi driver, new on the job, picks up his first customer.
The driver then started to head to the location designated by the passenger. A few minutes had passed and the whole trip had been quiet ever since. The radio wasn’t even turned on.
The passenger is very interpersonal so he started to strike a conversation to break the silence.
“Hey, ma-”
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!” The driver abruptly hit the breaks.
“Dude, wtf!” the passenger complained. The driver then apologised “Sorry, man. It’s my first time on the job and I haven’t adjusted from my previous job yet.”
“What did you do before this?”
“I drove a hearse.”