Laugh & Giggles – Page 54

Couple Jokes

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God .”

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God .” No…

Flight Jokes

A jeweler was on a flight in first class sitting next to an elegant lady.

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A jeweler was on a flight in first class sitting next to an elegant lady. He glances over and sees on her finger a huge 20 carat diamond ring. Taken aback, he says to her, “Pardon me lady. I don’t mean to intrude but I noticed your wedding ring. I’m in the business 30 years…

Flight attendant Jokes

A Morman and Irishman are on a plane…

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A Morman and Irishman are on a plane… A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if…

Flight attendant Jokes

A Mormon and an Irishman

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A Mormon and an Irishman A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like…

Flight Jokes

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.

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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning…

Flight Jokes

A Mormon and the Irishman

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A Mormon and the Irishman A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like…

Blonde Jokes

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something, our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde, Im a 6’ tall, 200lb black belt, the guy sitting next to…

Chest Jokes

A British doctor says: “In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for a job.”

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A British doctor says: “In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for a job.” The German doctor replies: “That’s nothing. In Germany, we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks…

Neighbour Jokes

A teacher asks her class

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A teacher asks her class to use the word “contagious”. Roland, the teacher’s pet, gets up and says, “Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious.” “Well done, Roland,” says the teacher. “Can anyone else try?” Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, “My grandma says there’s a bug…

Son Jokes

The first Jewish President of the United States is elected

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The first Jewish President of the United States is elected The night before the inauguration he calls his mother. “Mom, I’d love for you to come visit for the inauguration and stay with me for a few days.” “Oh I don’t know, airfare is so expensive these days.” “Mom, I’ll fly you out on Air…