Are you Blonde? A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license. The blond starts looking through her car then asks, “Uhh, what are they again?” The blond cop replies, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.” “Oh yeah,” says the blond who reaches in her…
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin and very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: “Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin,…
A groom waits at the altar with….. A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman…
OK,where is it? This guy is checking out of his hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad, so goes to the lobby men’s room, but its closed for cleaning, Angry, so he runs back up to his room, and the maids are cleaning there. In desperation he finds an empty hall,…
A Boss Offered His Secretary $1000 For Sex A boss said to his secretary I Want to have sex with you and I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it, I’ll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend…
Never assume that your boss knows what he is doing. A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, ”This is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is…
So there was an American and a Russian arguing. Then the American said “Look, in my country I can complain about the government. I can walk into the Oval Office, pound my fist on the President’s Desk and say ‘Mr. President, I don’t like the way you’re running our country’” The Russian said “I can…
An Armenian takes his son hunting with him for the first time. – I don’t understand, Daddy, – the son says. – How are you going to hunt? You have no gun with you, no traps, no net even… – Ah, son, you don’t know what our Armenian jinx is like. There, look, a rabbit…
A man comes home from work… and it’s clear he’s had a rough day. His wife says, “Honey, you look terrible, what’s wrong?” The man says, “Well, let’s just say that I have a big problem.” The wife says, “No, WE have a problem.” “What do you mean?” says the husband. The wife replies, “You…
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down….