Kung Fu student asks his teacher

Kung Fu student asks his teacher “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated. And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?” “Yes, my master, I have.” “And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the…

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3 drunk guys entered a taxi

3 drunk guys entered a taxi The driver- who knew the 3 of them were drunk, started the engine and then shut it off again after a few seconds. He then tells them, “alright guys we’re here now!” The first drunk guy gave the taxi driver money. The second drunk guy smiled then said, “thank…

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A Nazi goes to a bar…

A Nazi goes to a bar… A Nazi goes to a bar, looks around, and sees an Orthodox Jew sitting at a nearby table. “Barkeep!”, he says, “A round on me for everyone but that gentleman right there.” Everyone in the bar receives a cocktail, he looks over at the Jew and notices him smiling…

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4 friends in their 20s….

4 friends in their 20s…. Four friends in their 20s go to a new restaurant, Sands, because they’ve never been there before. 10 years later, they reunite and go back because the waitresses were so pretty. In their 40s, they decide to go again because of the amazing wine selection. Another 10 years pass and…

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3 men died & went to heaven…

3 men died & went to heaven… One day, 3 men died & went to heaven. “Religion?” God’s secretary asked the first man. “Jewish,” the man replied. “Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8,” the secretary said. “Religion?” he asked the second man. “Muslim.” “Go to room…

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