Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce? Farmer: which one, black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer : Where do they sleep? Farmer: The Black one or the. White one? Interviewer: The black one Farmer…
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him… She says hello and he’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind…
Another Irish joke involving beer While attending the World Beer Conference, the CEOs of Anhueser-Busch, Coors, and Guiness went out to eat together. When the waitress asked them what they would like to drink, the CEO of Anhueser-Busch replied, “Get me a Budweiser, the king of beers!” Not to be outdone, the Coors CEO told…
You know you’re in trouble when…. Your accountant’s letter of resignation is postmarked Panama. Your suggestion box starts ticking. Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3. You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town. You take an assertiveness training course…
A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, “Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; Let’s hear the good news first.” The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested…
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector phoned his client…… He said, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.” The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me…
General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries. Nixon said: “American medicine is so advanced that we have a pill which can bring the dead back to life.” Khrushchev replied: “Soviet sports are so advanced that a man can run from Moscow to Washington in a single…
Daddy shark is teaching baby shark how to hunt Daddy Shark: So, after you reach the shore, you pick your prey. They’re usually the ones swimming close to the beach in colorful swimwears. Baby Shark: Got it! Then I jump them? Daddy Shark: Not so fast, son. First, you swim up so your fin sticks…
I went to get a haircut the other day, and the barber kept asking me the same question over and over. As he’s cutting my hair, he says, “So, how’s your mother-in-law doing?” I shrugged and said, “She’s fine.” Five minutes later, he asks again, “So, how’s your mother-in-law?” Now I’m getting annoyed, but I…
So I picked up this girl the other day….. and she took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open. “Oh shit , it’s my boyfriend ! ” she exclaimed…