A Farmer and the Interviewer Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce? Farmer: Which one, black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 liters per day. ​ Interviewer: Where do they sleep? Farmer: The black one or the White one?…
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn…
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only…
Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce? Farmer: which one, black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer : Where do they sleep? Farmer: The Black one or the. White one? Interviewer: The black one Farmer…
Mr. Fenwood owns a cow, but has nowhere to pasture her . . . . . . So he talks to his neighbor, Mr. Potter, and cuts a deal to pasture his cow in Potter’s field for $200 per month. Months go by and the cow is happy, but Fenwood hasn’t paid Potter anything. After…
Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?” Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: Where do they sleep? Farmer: The black one or the White one? Interviewer: The black one Farmer: In…
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat? Farmer: Which…
A joke meant to be told to someone you wanna make love to… 10% success rate. A curious rabbit escaped from the zoo and into wilderness… It went HOP HOP HOP until it spotted a cow. Rabbit: What are you? Cow: Do you really wanna know? Rabbit: Yes! Cow: Let’s have sex first. –love making–…
It’s also mine Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to…
Old man MacGregor is on his deathbed, and his wife is at his side. He says, “Sarah my bonny wife, I’ve a few things I need to tell you before I pass on. It’s a matter of my honor, so you must remember exactly as i tell ye.” His wife says, “Oh aye, my husband….